McCullum’s Ministry of Make-Believe
Some men chase enlightenment in monasteries; Brendon McCullum appears to have found his in the warm, humming void between reality and whatever dimension England’s Ashes preparation currently occupies.
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Posted by The Third Man | Dec 8, 2025 | Articles, Featured
Some men chase enlightenment in monasteries; Brendon McCullum appears to have found his in the warm, humming void between reality and whatever dimension England’s Ashes preparation currently occupies.
Read MorePosted by The Third Man | Nov 22, 2025 | Articles, Featured
Perth didn’t just wake up hot — it woke up hostile. The city buzzed like a neon motel sign on its last night before collapse, flickering over the great baked bowl of the stadium where nineteen wickets were about to get dragged screaming into the void.
Read MorePosted by The Third Man | Nov 19, 2025 | Articles, Featured
It begins, as all good hallucinations do, under floodlights that feel like interrogation lamps. The pitch is a slab of madness, the crowd already fizzing with sugar and beer, and somewhere deep in the corporate cortex of Cricket Australia, a banker has decided that this — this first over of the Big Bash — needs to be a democracy.
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