Author: Miles Corbett

What The Actual F**k Travis? Ashes Game One Done in Two

Travis Head has made a career of gate-crashing tidy narratives, but even by his standards this was impolite. An Ashes Test that kept shape for roughly six hours blew apart in the space of a single innings, and Australia walked away 1–0 up after two days that felt like cricket written by someone who’d only skimmed the instruction manual.

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England’s Tactical Amnesia

England have touched down in Perth insisting that ignorance is an advantage — a bold strategy in a country that has spent 150 years punishing visiting cricketers for not reading the manual. Still, this is Bazball: confidence first, questions later. If England are right, their lack of Ashes miles in Australia isn’t a weakness but a feature, a kind of tactical amnesia designed to prevent the usual collapse in the Perth heat.

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England Look Sharp on Soft Ground — Harder Truths Await

England’s warm-up in Perth delivered the familiar Bazball soundtrack — loud, fast, irresistibly confident — but the notes beneath it suggested a more complicated rehearsal for the Ashes. On a Lilac Hill pitch offering all the menace of a hotel bathmat, the tourists gunned their way to 426 in 85.3 overs, only to discover that even the friendliest surfaces can expose an inconvenient truth or two.

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We’re Back… What did We Miss?

Ok so the first question you’re asking is “Who are you and what are you doing in my house?”. This will be followed by “Where have you been all these years?”. I can’t answer the first due to legal reasons however I can have a stab at some professionally poor excuses for the second.

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