Author: Miles Corbett

Bazball, Pending Review

England lost the Ashes so quickly it barely qualified as a series. By the time most supporters had adjusted their sleep schedules, the urn was gone, Bazball was wobbling, and Brendon McCullum was explaining — calmly, politely — that his future was someone else’s problem.

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Preparation Is for the Meek: England Choose Vibes Instead

England have discovered a remarkable new training method: losing quickly, resting thoroughly, and acting like it’s all part of the plan. After being folded inside two days in Perth, the tourists have decided the best way to prepare for a pink-ball Test in Brisbane is to… not prepare for a pink-ball Test in Brisbane.

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